A wildly creative, snark-filled memoir-meets-rebellion told by me… and my unapologetically outspoken sidekick, Hat.

Hat is my imagination with a voice… the creative, mischievous part of me I used to keep locked away in a metaphorical closet. These days, I let her speak freely (and trust me, she has… opinions).

Together we pick apart the so-called “normal” rules of life, from schooldays and slimming clubs to church, marriage, turd-glitterising jobs and the myth of suburban-bliss.

Expect stories, rants, rhymes, photos, and illustrations galore… all designed to keep things snore-proof (Hat’s non-negotiable).

This book is still a work in progress — a true passion project.  The illustrations alone have guzzled many hours… but omigosh, I’m having sooooo much fun!

If you’d like to peek at a few of the early chapters (things have got a lot snarkier since then), click below!